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top ten weirdest weapons

    1. Mycroft Canner’s.22 revolver, a firearm which was specifically designed for shooting through an invisible wall, which is why it shoots ghosts
    2. Gedanken’s Pintail, a weapon which exists at one point in the Gedanken Realms but then “fizzles away” with a puff of smoke and never reappears (but not until after its owner’s death)
    3. Fizzling Pistol, a weapon which is made of a small glass bubble. It can be used only once, by the same person. It is unknown whether the glass bubble is stable or how to fire the Fizzling Pistol once you have fired it.
    4. The “Stump Gun,” a handgun that is attached to the stump of a dead tree.
    5. “Borb,” the “Pillow Bullet,” a handgun which fires a large rubber bullet (but not a “pillow bullet”)
    6. Santorini’s.25 caliber pistol
    7. Saw Gun (not for firing bullets, but for sawing through objects of various kinds)
    8. The “Lazy Gun,” a device which allows you to do a little laziness
    9. The “Tick Gun,” the world’s first anti-psychotic weapon, invented by a man named Karl Spiez, who sold it to the US government in exchange for enough morphine to kill someone
    10. Cigar, a weapon which fires a cigar from your mouth
  • 4 months ago on Monday, 16 January 2023
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